OK.......thought you guys 'n' gals needed a laugh so here is my top tip for getting a reasonable lateral level on your pinball with only a spanner, remove one of the balls and place it so it rests on the glass touching the lockdown bar (start off in the centre) if it stays put you are on the right track, if it rolls to one side you best get your spanner out.
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Knew an alcoholic joiner who used to gaffer tape his half empty bottle of scotch to a length of 2"by 1" as a make shift spirit level when he got too ****ed to locate his Stablia, the above system is more accurate
, his top tips were:
1) When you open a bottle.........throw the lid (won't be needing that again)
2) Only drink out of a wine glass..... break the leg off straight away so that you can't put it down
Brought to you by Dreadmeister tip of the day service!!
Knew an alcoholic joiner who used to gaffer tape his half empty bottle of scotch to a length of 2"by 1" as a make shift spirit level when he got too ****ed to locate his Stablia, the above system is more accurate

1) When you open a bottle.........throw the lid (won't be needing that again)
2) Only drink out of a wine glass..... break the leg off straight away so that you can't put it down