Funny story on how i got mine....
Back in '01 my recently divorced mother discovered the wonders of internet chat rooms. She struck up a few friendships, with one culminating in the form of a guy from the US called 'Kelly' (sniggers). He came to visit at one point and of course i hated his guts on sight. He was your typical overbearing military obsessed yank, whom i detected to be more of a Walter Mitty character than the one he was presenting me with. Anyway, this guy brought with him several peace offering/butter-me-up tokens of whatever the hell he thought would be cool to give me, the son of his most recent love interest. These items were a host of utterly bizarre stuff which included:
Lots of stealth fighter memorabilia (pins, badges, books, models)
Desert storm ration packs never opened
B.L.I.P. Game
New and Old testament LCD quiz game from the 70's (i lolled)
Electronic baseball game (which had the words 'Jezebel' and 'Sodom' scribbled over the players names) - *Double loll'ed at that one
Naturally, i took his gifts and pretended to be his friend for a while as we were all going on a healthy family trip to Amsterdam so i thought it best to let my Mum have her way and i would just be pleasant. That was until i got
bible scripture morning, day, noon and night coming from this guy. He really drove us all insane with his incessant god waffle so someone who isn't me spiked him with magic truffle dust they got from a headshop by grinding it up into his risotto one night while out eating. The look of pure fear on his face when it kicked in i will never forget. I still laugh about it now. Needless to say i didn't hear a peep from him for the rest of the trip as after his less than manly display of ego dissolution and despair (pulled chunks of his own hair out screaming that he "wasn't ready" at the top of his voice, bwaaahaha) my Mum binned him shortly after.
Mad how things get brought up, but there you go.....