Errr..........no.I will donate £100 to charity if you (or anyone else) gets a Pavlov Pinball logo tattooed onto any part of them
Everybody has got that one.Couple of balls on your inner thighs?
OMG, Wayne, I didn't realise you'd lost that much weight during lockdown!There you go
Two mate. There's supposed to be two.Everybody has got that one.
Well, that's put me off me lunch. Ta Pooman.Ball troughs must be cleaned daily.
Lost a finger ?You could have STERN and TURD tattooed on your knuckles to save time.