Soy Boy
A modern effeminate
male, typically a millennial. A self-described feminist-leftist who majored in Social Justice Studies, Gender Studies, Ethnic Studies, Theater, Dance or any other range of useless college degree fields. Shows fear and revulsion at the sight of masculine
men.
Usuallyappears in public wearing flannel, skinny jeans often of a short length to resemble Capri pants.
May have dyed hair and a beard that he spends at least a half hour each morning grooming. Urinates standing up in a stall in the
men's room rather than at the urinal. Has a penchant for expensive Starbucks flavored drinks with soy milk and flavored craft beer. Likely a vegan or vegetarian. Raised by
dominant man-hating
feminist mother either without a father or with a
cuckold henpecked
man for a father. May own a
car, likely a Toyota Prius or Nissan Cube, but has no concept of how to open
the hood or change a tire. More likely rides a fixed gear bike. Completely lacking in any mechanical skills and proud of that fact. May spends hours or days gaming in his mother's basement. Offers nothing to society.
The
soy boy is crying
since they
ran out of pumpkin spiced lattes.