A few of you may have read in December my phone encounter with a guy and his hgt and a £25 limit repair fee. Well I’m not giving him due credit as I blocked his number, so he's borrowed a phone and around 3.15 this afternoon phase two begins. Rough transcript follows.
M= me
P= pr*tto
Phone rings and stupidly I answer it
P zat ken
M speaking
P wot
K speaking
P wot
K yes it’s Ken
P why dint you say so
M I did
P you said speaking
M it’s the same thing
P no it’s not
Now at this point alarm bells are ringing as I’m beginning to realise it’s the hgt guy.
M ok how can I help you
P I want my machine mendin
M but I told you it’s gonna cost more than £25
P. I got more money. Got some for chrimbo and I’ve saved a bit out my dole money
M have you got the backglass off yet so you can see what’s happening inside
P. the glass got broke levering it out the slot
M why did you lever it out the slot
P cos like I told you I dint av the keys
M but it’s glass
P I thought it was plastic
M didn’t you get any keys with it
P my mate works at the tip and some guy dumped it so he brought it home
M I really don’t think it’s worth repairing
P listen here, I’ve saved up £65 to get it repaired
M well £65 won’t even get you a backglass
P so you ain’t gonna mend it for me
M Basically no cos I think it’ll be a nightmare to get sorted and it’s gonna run into three figures
P wot does that mean?
At this point I ended the call and promptly blocked the number.
Please god don’t let there be a phase three
M= me
P= pr*tto
Phone rings and stupidly I answer it
P zat ken
M speaking
P wot
K speaking
P wot
K yes it’s Ken
P why dint you say so
M I did
P you said speaking
M it’s the same thing
P no it’s not
Now at this point alarm bells are ringing as I’m beginning to realise it’s the hgt guy.
M ok how can I help you
P I want my machine mendin
M but I told you it’s gonna cost more than £25
P. I got more money. Got some for chrimbo and I’ve saved a bit out my dole money
M have you got the backglass off yet so you can see what’s happening inside
P. the glass got broke levering it out the slot
M why did you lever it out the slot
P cos like I told you I dint av the keys
M but it’s glass
P I thought it was plastic
M didn’t you get any keys with it
P my mate works at the tip and some guy dumped it so he brought it home
M I really don’t think it’s worth repairing
P listen here, I’ve saved up £65 to get it repaired
M well £65 won’t even get you a backglass
P so you ain’t gonna mend it for me
M Basically no cos I think it’ll be a nightmare to get sorted and it’s gonna run into three figures
P wot does that mean?
At this point I ended the call and promptly blocked the number.
Please god don’t let there be a phase three
