Help: Mental cows!

[JT.]

So I live in a rural location, amongst fields of cows. Tonight someone was letting off fireworks and the cows were going mental The fireworks have stopped, but the cows are still going on like there is a rampant bull amongst them. What should I do??

 

[cooldan]

Are you dressed up as a clown yet?

 

[Paul]

Wait until they calm down, then go to sleep, and then get some mates and go Cow Tipping..... See if that starts them off again!

 

[JT.]

I rarely take my clown outfit off. The recent outbreak of imposters has been bad for the clown business However, I digress, what about the cows? i can't decide whether it's bovine excitement or bovine anger. Either way, it's not normal.

 

[ronsplooter]

Go and get more fireworks