Drunk thread - post here if you're drunk

[cooldan]

I will start



Also name that food/body part - some these pics were taken from the same food stand at a Taiwanese night market the other night. Some, on the other hand, were not.

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[Paul]

I can spot some tongue, heart, penis and feet in there.....

I remember seeing so much potentially dodgy food in HK.... Taiwan must be better (or worse depending on how you look at it!!)

 

[Wiredworm]

Yay, Dans travel updates are back again.

Who needs Alan Whicker eh?

 

[replicas]

Well only you can come up with a title like this Dan.
Oh and do you actually eat that weird looking food stuff ??????

 

[cooldan]

My head hurts

 

[kevlar]

Think I could do with a trip there to lose weight!

 

[abaxas]

Is that your bairn?

 

[cooldan]

Yep [emoji2]

 

[abaxas]

My god David Mitchell has let himself go.

 

[Wiredworm]

Not drunk now.

But I was at 3am. Really a bad idea when I had to be in the office at 9am for a meeting.

Now killing time until I can head to the airport........

Eugh...

 

[cooldan]

By the way, nobody tried to guess the stuff, except for Paul - tongue, heart and feet correct, penis incorrect. I put some numbers in, any guesses for 3, 6, 8, 10-12, 14, 15, and 21?

Bonus point for 20

 

[RudeDogg1]

Fermented eggs, chicken combs, some sort of nipple, chicken or duck necks

 

[Paul]

You sure 8 isnt penis?

 

[Calimori]

My goodness, you were drunk when we were chatting yesterday? I never noticed.

 

[Monkeyboypaul]

19 is probably human
19a has an awesome Thomas Tshirt.

 

[Monkeyboypaul]

6 looks like Pigs tits.

 

[Monkeyboypaul]

14 Nads?
15 Lungs?

 

[Monkeyboypaul]

7 are they Cockerel's 'combs'?

 

[Monkeyboypaul]

8 looks like the neck of some bird, possibly a bi-product of 7.

 

[Monkeyboypaul]

is 3 a dog?

 

[Monkeyboypaul]

20 could be 'any' Saturday night in Hull.

 

[Nedreud]

As a vegetarian I find it interesting that all the photos of disgusting food are animal based. I think this demonstrates that meat is naturally repulsive unless it's origins are hidden by processing. As soon as a body part becomes identifiable is becomes questionable and/or repulsive. It's a cultural thing too.

#2 is particularly disgusting. That looks like it got pooped out the mind of HR Giger's evil twin.

I think #9 are hearts. That's a lot of dead somethings on a stick!

 

[cooldan]

1 young bamboo shoots. Delicious
2 a tongue
3 durian (the smelly, spiky green fruit)
4 some kind of fritter
5 chicken feet
6 chicken ****s but I agree they do look like pig tits
7 chicken combs
8 duck necks
9 chicken hearts
10 chicken stomachs apparently. They looked ****ing revolting
11 chicken livers
12 duck tongues. Very popular
13 black chicken feet
14 chicken testicles. I kid you not
15 tofu. Delicious.
16 kuato
17 Makka Pakka
18 fig 1 and 2
19 me and Dylan
20 come on guys. It looks like a pair of bollo_cks, but what is it? This is pinball related. Hull?
21 stomach I think

 

[Monkeyboypaul]

20. MS's Frankenstein.

Have it.

 

[Nedreud]

21. Yes, it's stomach, more commonly known as tripe. Bleurgh!

 

[JT.]

You sure 8 isnt penis?

I'm no doctor, but if your penis looks like that then you probably have a serious medical condition and should see a doctor as quickly as you can

 

[JT.]

1 young bamboo shoots. Delicious
2 a tongue
3 durian (the smelly, spiky green fruit)
4 some kind of fritter
5 chicken feet
6 chicken ****s but I agree they do look like pig tits
7 chicken combs
8 duck necks
9 chicken hearts
10 chicken stomachs apparently. They looked ****ing revolting
11 chicken livers
12 duck tongues. Very popular
13 black chicken feet
14 chicken testicles. I kid you not
15 tofu. Delicious.
16 kuato
17 Makka Pakka
18 fig 1 and 2
19 me and Dylan
20 come on guys. It looks like a pair of bollo_cks, but what is it? This is pinball related. Hull?
21 stomach I think

Cool holiday post Dan. Did you try them all? I'd try 5, 6, 9, 11, 12 and 13 even without knowing exactly what they were. I've never tried chicken feet, but I'd be hoping they tasted like pork scratchings.

 

[replicas]

What, no monkey ?

 

[ronsplooter]

@cooldan what does Makka Pakka taste like and what did you have to drink with it?

 

[JMP]

What have I just stumbled into..... and where's the vomiting emoticon....?