When the Wife says Jump! Should I actually Jump?

[Colywobbles]

So big day tomorrow and the wife says I hope you shaving your Tashe off!
My reply was why? and doctor Wendy (my wife) reply’s because of Germs.

So hold on a minute she kisses my Germ ridden mouth daily and sometimes it goes places only special video sites show so surely that’s nonsense?

However I don’t mind shaving it off as it will eventually grow back, but I draw the line at Back, Sack and Crack.

Thoughts ?

 

[AlanJ]

The good old NHS nurses will sort you out if anything needs to come off.

Apparently Malcom the NHS nurse at your local hospital knows what's he's doing.

 

[M4carp]

Keep it, the nurses are always up for a bit of fun
They woke me up one night with a meter measuring stick laughing their heads off

 

[johnh]

Would be more fun if we secretly agreed with Dr Wendy what tashe you should find when you wake up.

 

[Matt Adams]

To answer your actual question Col, no, never jump! Been with my misses since we were 17 and I'm always up to something that makes her slightly angry, if she's happy I'm not trying hard enough.

Hope all goes well mate, I'm sure it will

 

[Big Phil]

Best of luck. Puts all this pinball politics to shame when you consider what real life issues people are dealing with.

 

[Dex-Jay]

Keep the French tickler and all the best to you for tomorrow sir.

 

[Paul]

Catch you on the other side matey! Dont tell the staff that you know @Wayne J or you might come out minus several limbs missing...