The OFFICIAL LICENSED 'Pampas Grass' Thread

[JT.]

If this image reminds you of your parent's front garden, they might not be your actual parents.

 

[M4carp]

I like my parents garden

 

[AlanJ]

hmm pink pampas’s = swingers of the strangest delectations.

 

[Pick Holder]

The best new thread on here for months

 

[Doggard]

I like my parents garden
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Where is this please, asking for a friend

 

[Spandangler]

I’m addition to @JT. initial post. If this rings alarm bells to you. You may also want to consider this

 

[Sako-TRG]

Where is this please, asking for a friend

Is that for one of your dogging buddies?

 

[M4carp]

Where is this please, asking for a friend

On the way back through my village earlier there were cows blocking the road, a Vietnamese bloke came out of his house/small holding panicking. Lived here over 20 years and never seen him before, I’m definitely taking my dog for a walk near his outbuidings

 

[David_Vi]

What about pineapples in your hallway?

 

[Doggard]

The best new thread on here for months

Makes a change from all the doom and gloom, and bickering. Some people take life far too seriously, its not like any of us are getting out of here alive !

 

[Doggard]

On the way back through my village earlier there were cows blocking the road, a Vietnamese bloke came out of his house/small holding panicking. Lived here over 20 years and never seen him before, I’m definitely taking my dog for a walk near his outbuidings

Sounds like I wouldn’t want to be paying his electric bill

 

[Spandangler]

What about pineapples in your hallway?

Means you’re a serial killer

 

[johnwhitfield]

My 14 year old daughter brought her boyfriend home for the first time a couple of weeks ago.
I was given a long list of things I was not allowed to do or say under any circumstances.
Apparently explaining why there is an old coffin in the games room ranked quite highly up the list
Seems boyfriend’s frighten easily nowadays….

 

[Paul]

Apparently explaining why there is an old coffin in the games room ranked quite highly up the list

OOh that would have been the FIRST thing i went to explain then....

(Yes, I'm a VERY annoying Dad/Stepdad.... Lets face it - parents have to get something back for all the years of pain and suffering!)

 

[Rob zombie]

https://www.pinballinfo.com/community/threads/the-today-i-received-thread.14471/post-378724

 

[Big Phil]

We actually have Pampas grass in our garden. Was there when we purchased it a couple of years ago. The Mrs loves it and asked for it kept as we changed and altered the garden. Only found out recently what it stands for.....

 

[PAX]

Apparently explaining why there is an old coffin in the games room ranked quite highly up the list

Please feel free to elaborate

 

[Calimori]

Please feel free to elaborate

Why, where do you keep your coffin?

 

[johnwhitfield]

Where does a pinhead store EVERYTHING?

Under the pins of course.

Halloween is huge on the hill (we get 300 odd kids knocking on the door. Costs a bloody fortune).

Lots of very creative people live in the area. We have hologram projects of ghosts. The coffin where Kevin lives, complete with smoke machine and pinball shaker motor rigged up to a remote control plus an Amazon echo for sound effects. A nuclear waste barrel (with glowing green smoke) plus a vomiting zombie.

All of it needs to get stored somewhere.

The coffin is like prepurchasing something I’ll need one day. Got it delivered and didnt realise it would turn up in a private ambulance by a bloke in full regalia. None if the bloody neighbours bothered to ask who had died.

I’ve traumatised so many people with the coffin. But also seen loads of young women try to pose with it on instagram etc who then shut themselves when it starts to shake