On Monday, I was riding my trike - alone, no kids - down The Avenue in Greenwich Park at 30-40 km/ph, when a squirrel ran out in front of me. I had a choice of getting it tangled in my back wheels (and probably flying over the handlebar), or swerving out the way. I swerved, lost control of the trike, and it rolled over. As I flew off, I went into a roll (to protect my head) as I hit the tarmac.

Trike is fine, squirrel is (presumably) fine, but I have a broken right shoulder (complex proximal humerus fracture). I haven’t seen the X-rays, but got a lot of “nasty fracture” and teeth sucking in A&E. They did a CT, as well as X-ray, incase I needed surgery, which I assume I don’t right now as I haven’t heard anything.

I’ve got a follow-up in a fortnight. Trouble is, no one’s told me anything. I was given a neoprene sling on Monday night, but no discharge instructions, and otherwise I got about five minutes with a nurse practitioner after my CT. I know I can take the sling off, but not how much, and it turns out from Google that 95% of breaks of the proximal humerus are falls in elderly people (largely little old ladies). The rest are mostly motorbike accidents, largely young men. Not so useful to a 40-something otherwise healthy-ish woman.
Advice on NHS Trust information sheets varies by NHS trust from ‘sling is for your comfort only, keep it off as much as you can to avoid your muscles/joints seizing up’ to ‘wear the sling constantly for 3 weeks. DO NOT remove the sling except to dress/bathe’.
I can move my hand, wrist, shoulder and elbow just fine, so I’m actually typing this two handed with my arms close to my chest (a bit like a T-Rex). Yesterday, I managed 450,000 on Centaur in T-Rex posture, but dunno if I should be doing that - everyone else with this kinda fracture seems to be in a lot more pain…
Wondered if anyone had any experience with this injury? And had any advice?
Picture of trike in less dangerous times (incase anyone is curious).


Trike is fine, squirrel is (presumably) fine, but I have a broken right shoulder (complex proximal humerus fracture). I haven’t seen the X-rays, but got a lot of “nasty fracture” and teeth sucking in A&E. They did a CT, as well as X-ray, incase I needed surgery, which I assume I don’t right now as I haven’t heard anything.

I’ve got a follow-up in a fortnight. Trouble is, no one’s told me anything. I was given a neoprene sling on Monday night, but no discharge instructions, and otherwise I got about five minutes with a nurse practitioner after my CT. I know I can take the sling off, but not how much, and it turns out from Google that 95% of breaks of the proximal humerus are falls in elderly people (largely little old ladies). The rest are mostly motorbike accidents, largely young men. Not so useful to a 40-something otherwise healthy-ish woman.
Advice on NHS Trust information sheets varies by NHS trust from ‘sling is for your comfort only, keep it off as much as you can to avoid your muscles/joints seizing up’ to ‘wear the sling constantly for 3 weeks. DO NOT remove the sling except to dress/bathe’.
I can move my hand, wrist, shoulder and elbow just fine, so I’m actually typing this two handed with my arms close to my chest (a bit like a T-Rex). Yesterday, I managed 450,000 on Centaur in T-Rex posture, but dunno if I should be doing that - everyone else with this kinda fracture seems to be in a lot more pain…
Wondered if anyone had any experience with this injury? And had any advice?
Picture of trike in less dangerous times (incase anyone is curious).

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