It means it's broken, knackered beyond repair, FUBAR! And is now going to give you years of trouble, whilst bankrupting you in the cost of spare parts and Andy Netherwood's time. Imagine the scene: you, your family, your dog, and this sorry blighter of a machine sitting out in the streets in the rain - nothing to eat, no roof over your head?! It's not going to keep you warm and dry when the winter hits is it?
Fortunately, I'm here!! I'm willing, as a one off opportunity, to take on this risk and do you the favour of buying the machine from you. So your choice is a life of misery, destitution, divorce, and a cold, wet dog; or a joyful existence bathing in bundles of £20 notes? What's it to be?