My oneskin lies under my twoskin...

[cooldan]

My oneskin lies under my twoskin
My twoskin lies under my three
My threeskin lies under my foreskin
So peel back my foreskin for me
Peel back
Peel back
Peel back my foreskin for me, for me
Peel back
Peel back
Etcetera etc etc

Bored.

 

[Moonraker]

Go and play some pinball then...!

 

[cooldan]

I can't, I'm stuck out in Taiwan.

Apart from TPA I will be sans pinball for the next few weeks. I can't even pester people by text for entertainment as it costs 50p a text so 5 minutes texting can easily cost £10-20.

I have a laptop, phone, borrowed iPad and fridge full of beer and snacks. Sounds heavenly I know, but will start to get dullsville soon enough. And all my file of odd and filthy and disturbing pics and gifs is at home in London

 

[Wiredworm]

I think that's without doubt the worst bit about travelling for work. Being away from your toys and day to day playthings.

At least TPA gives you a little fix, but it's true that it's just not the same as the real thing.

 

[ronsplooter]

I can't, I'm stuck out in Taiwan.

Go and have a wander round, there must be loads of cool stuff to do in Taiwan Are you in Taipei?

http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Attractions-g293913-Activities-Taipei.html

 

[johnwhitfield]

For Sale: AFM, FG, CONGO, FNOES, SS, STTNG.
All at rock bottom prices. Unfortunately I've misplaced the key for the lock up at the moment but I'm sure you can sort this out. Collection needs to be within the next 2 weeks from a tiki hut kind of place. Cash in a big brown envelope.

 

[cooldan]

Now THAT's funny

How much you asking?