Joke thread!!

[Steve]

A fat black tramp was rummaging in a dustbin and found an old brass lamp. He wiped it on his leg to see if it was brass and a genie appeared, saying "I will grant you 3 wishes".

The tramp thought for a minute and said "OK, I want to be thin, white, and surrounded by pussy"

There was a blinding flash and the genie turned him into a tampon.

 

[geardownthreegreens]

From the BBC today;

This weeks Animal Hospital,in which Rolf explains how to gently handle
a young beaver, has been cancelled.........