Over the last couple of months things have been going missing from the house.
Last night at 3am there was a loud smashing noise in the kitchen and the dog went ballistic.
Seems that the foxes are no longer content with living under the shed and they are now running around the bloody house.
The little ******* is forcing the cat flap open and making off with whatever food he can find.
I’m amazed that it’s quite this brazen given how much the house must smell of dog.
Now how do I stop this? We need the cat flap so can’t just board it up. I’ve ordered some lion poo scent stuff but suspect that’s not going to work.
Much as I would enjoy creating some type of fox decapitator above the door I suspect that’s not exactly legal.
Do I now just have to accept we have a pet fox living with us?
Obviously I’m also being blamed for the damages caused.
Last night at 3am there was a loud smashing noise in the kitchen and the dog went ballistic.
Seems that the foxes are no longer content with living under the shed and they are now running around the bloody house.

The little ******* is forcing the cat flap open and making off with whatever food he can find.
I’m amazed that it’s quite this brazen given how much the house must smell of dog.
Now how do I stop this? We need the cat flap so can’t just board it up. I’ve ordered some lion poo scent stuff but suspect that’s not going to work.
Much as I would enjoy creating some type of fox decapitator above the door I suspect that’s not exactly legal.
Do I now just have to accept we have a pet fox living with us?
Obviously I’m also being blamed for the damages caused.