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JMP

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OK, is it just me that gets the crazies on Ebay or does anyone else suffer this? I don't mean the low ball offers and scams etc. I mean the serious idiots, jokers or those on drugs/glue?

I sell vintage sampler sound banks (digital files I created) supplied on a 64MB USB stick here. Not a shameless plug, as none of you pinheads will be into these, but here's the link:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/253132844979?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1558.l2649

I get this question tonight:

Buyer - love the look of it , just wanted to know if the keyboard is included with it or is it softsynths on a harddrive alone. also if it does come all together, does it have rca/ jack outputs or is it purely midi?

Yes for £35 he's asking if it includes the vintage Emulator II sampler worth about £1,500, or 'another' keyboard. Not sure how he expects that to fit on a memory stick.

Me - Heh, you're a funny guy !

Buyer - i thank u for that but i genuinely want to know

Me - For £35 it includes a top quality plastic 64MB USB memory stick :) I'll include some free dust in the envelope too if you like.

Buyer - haha ohhh right i see , thank u good sir

Me - You're welcome. Keep sniffing the glue.... x

Buyer - dont plan on stopping fellow space tiger

Me - Heh, you crack me up. Thanks for the amusement.... I'm off on a stroll down insanity beach. Hope I don't bump into you down there. ;)

Had a few like this... better not be one of you 'I know' from here. :suspect: Ebay is a mental playground full of nutters. :tut:
 
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